Elefun

My favorite childhood toy could also be dubbed the greatest toy ever invented. Although the fun fountain seems like a pretty sweet toy, I believe my toy trumps all. My toy brings back memories of a time when life was simle, and peed pants. (We were 3, just for the record...) This toy was my Mini-Jill American Pastime. What epic toy am i referring to, you may ask. Well, this toy, is Elefun.

Elefun is an elefant with an extended trunk that blows butterflies out of said trunk. Then, children run around with butterfly nets and catch the butterflies. This game gives you a funfilled day of excitement, unless the unexpected happens. The only down side to this sweet toy is if you have multiple children running around the elefun, and you have a collision. In this case, the smartest thing to do would be to get a bandaid and some neosporin, and get the kid off the floor, so the rest can continue with their game. Another appropriate way to control the situation, would be for all the other children to take a respectful knee until their fallen comrad is up and off the floor.